Despite being extraordinarily stubborn and willful, Captain Kirk knows quite a few tricks. Here are the 15 he knows the best:

1. Sit

2. Down

3. Stay

4. Come

5. Out (he leaves)

6. Leave it

7. Drop it

8. Up (he stands on his hind legs)

9. Bang-bang!! (plays dead while I point a finger gun at him)

10. Down low (low five)

11. High Five

12. Perch (he puts his front legs on your arm and waits)

13. Spin

14. Off

15. Crate (goes into his crate, usually quite peevishly)