Despite being extraordinarily stubborn and willful, Captain Kirk knows quite a few tricks. Here are the 15 he knows the best:
5. Out (he leaves)
6. Leave it
7. Drop it
8. Up (he stands on his hind legs)
9. Bang-bang!! (plays dead while I point a finger gun at him)
10. Down low (low five)
11. High Five
12. Perch (he puts his front legs on your arm and waits)
15. Crate (goes into his crate, usually quite peevishly)
No… that’s just what they’ll be expecting us to do!
I’d want to get in there and find some answers
And God said “Let there be corgi,” and there was corgi. And God saw that the corgi was good.
Photo shoot with Captain Kirk. You’ll have to forgive the cheesy filter
Corgi says NO STATS FOR YOU!
Also enjoy the interpretive corgi art form of stuffing placement that my floor has been so lucky to recieve
Oh, the torments of corgihood!
A couple of Captain Kirk’s favorite expressions (“Duhhh” and “Derp?”)